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A BELARUS BRIDE

MAY 2017 NEWSLETTER
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Ye Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor, Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter

MONDAY, MAY 1, 2017.

Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter
We Have Our Normal Rainy May Day,
Here In Akron, Ohio.

We Need A Joke.
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A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa . 

'The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. 

Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. 

High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?' 

After several seconds of quiet, a 75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, ‘Wedding Cake."
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Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

TUESDAY, MAY 2, 2017
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Our Weather Took A Nosedive.
Cold & Shitty.
Forecast For The Next 10 Days:
Colder. Shittier.

That's Life In Northeast Ohio.
Explains All The Caribbean Vacation Commercials.
Sprinkled In Between,
Viagara Commercials.

Hey!
Have A Wonderful Day!


FRIDAY, MAY 5, 2017.
Belarus Bride Russian Matchmaking Newsletter
Today Is Cinco de Mayo!
Celebrate..
But Not Too Much.
Be Careful Out There Guys.

Hey!
Have A Damn Fine Cinco de Mayo,
And,
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

MONDAY, MAY 8, 2017.
Belarus Bride Russian Matchmaking Newsletter
Nice Monday Morning,
Here In Akron, Ohio.

We Want To Welcome Ron,
To Our Membership!
Ron Lives Out West.
Ron Happens To Be A Nice Guy.
We're Looking Forward To Working With You Ron.


WELCOME RON!

That's What We Know This Monday Morning.
HEY! HAVE A NICE DAY!


FRIDAY, MAY 12, 2017.
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Hey! TGIF!
Had A Busy Week.
We Have A Nice Oldie But Goodie,
To Celebrate The Weekend.
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Romantic Dinner
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the
table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque, and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

"The man calmly looked up at her and said,
"No, she didn't. She just walked in."
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HAVE A GREAT DAY,
HAVE A FINE WEEKEND!


SUNDAY, MAY 14, 2017.
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WE WISH ALL OUR
BELARUS BRIDE MOM'S,
A WONDERFUL MOTHER'S DAY!


MONDAY, MAY 15, 2017.
Belarus Bride Newsletter
Beautiful Spring Day!
Looks Like Winter,
Just Went Away.

We Want To Welcome Mark To Our Membership.
Mark Lives On The East Coast.
He Happens To Be A Nice Guy.

WELCOME MARK!
Looking Forward To Working With You.

That's What We Know.
HEY! HAVE A NICE DAY!



THURSDAY, MAY 18, 2017.
Belarus Bride Russian Matchmaking Newsletter
Beautiful Morning, Here In Akron Ohio.
Our Good Friend & Member Steve,
Hits The Plane For Vitebsk Today.
Have A Wonderful Trip Steve!
Give Your Special Lady:
A Big Hug From Us!

Hey! Have A Great Day!

FRIDAY, MAY 19, 2017.
Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter
TGIF! FRIDAY!
To Celebrate:
We Have A Oldie-But-Goodie:
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An attractive blonde from Cork, Ireland, arrived at the casino. She seemed
a little intoxicated and bet twenty thousand dollars in a single roll of the dice.
 
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when
I'm completely nude. "With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed.
"Yes! Yes! I won, I won!" She hugged each of the dealers, picked up her winnings
and her clothes and quickly departed.
 
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered,
"I don't know - I thought you were watching."
 
MORAL OF THE STORY
Not all Irish are drunks, not all blondes are dumb, ..... but all men...are men!
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Aren't We!
HEY!
HAVE A GREAT DAY..
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!


TUESDAY, MAY 23, 2017.
Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter
We Welcome Our New Member From The UK!
Real Nice Person,
We're Looking Forward To Working With You Bud.


WELCOME BUD!

Hey! Have A Great Day!




WEDNESDAY, MAY 24, 2017.
Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter
We Had A Really Nice Day Yesterday.
Our Member, And Good Friend Chris, Spent The Afternoon Here.
We Had A Wonderful Day.
Spent The Afternoon On The Portage Lakes.

Chris Will Be Traveling To Vitebsk To Be
With His Olga Soon.

Thanks For Spending The Day With Us Bud!

Hey! Have A Fine Day!

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