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APRIL 2016 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
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Ye..Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor..Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
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FRIDAY, APRIL 1, 2016.

We Have Jack Visiting With Us Tonight And Tomorrow..

Have A Safe Trip Over Here Jack.

We're Looking Forward To Meeting You.

See You Soon Bud!

We Also Have....The Weekend Upon Us!
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We Like Weekends Around Here..

Hey! Have A Great Day..And..

Have A Wonderful Weekend!

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 TUESDAY, APRIL 5, 2016.

Welcome To Our Membership Jack!

Greg Sent Us These Sex Funnies..Thanks Greg!

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Great Quotes on Sex

"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500."

Lynn Lavner

 "It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married."

George Burns

"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship."

Sharon Stone

"Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."

Tiger Woods

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."

Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women.

They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."

Robert De Niro

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked!"

Jerry Seinfeld

"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time."

Robin Williams

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Hey! Have A Great Day!
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FRIDAY, APRIL 8, 2016.

We Hear Glenn, Our Member In Vitebsk Now..

Having The Best Trip Ever! Way To Go Glenn.

We Also Have Some Interesting Facts..From Greg.

Thanks Greg! Will Help Us Get Thru Our Winter Storm..

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 Did You Know ?

1. Your shoes are the first thing people subconsciously notice about you. Wear nice shoes.

2. If you sit for more than 11 hours a day, there's a 50% chance you'll die within the next 3 years.

3. There are at least 6 people in the world who look exactly like you. 

There's a 9% chance that you'll meet one of them in your lifetime.

4. Sleeping without a pillow reduces back pain and keeps your spine stronger.

5. A person's height is determined by their father,

and their weight is determined by their mother.

6. If a part of your body "falls asleep", You can almost always "wake it up" by shaking your head.

7. There are three things the human brain cannot resist noticing, food, attractive people and danger.

8. Right-handed people tend to chew food on their right side

9. Putting dry tea bags in gym bags or smelly shoes will absorb the unpleasant odor.

10. According to Albert Einstein, if honey bees were to disappear from earth, humans would be dead within 4 years.

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Hey! Have A Great Day..And..
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!


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TUESDAY, APRIL 12, 2016.

 Finally Stopped The Snow/Rain..

Sun Finally Made A Comeback.

Personal Note To Our Member Glenn..Now In Vitebsk:

Way To Go Glenn!

Hey! Have A Great Day!

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FRIDAY, APRIL 15, 2016.

Tax Filing Deadline Is Monday..

For All You Procrastinators.

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Give Us A Call: 330-715-5419.

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Personal Notes:

Have A Great Trip Back To Texas Glenn! Congrats Bud!

Hey Darin..All Packed?

Do Give Your Jenna A Big Hug From Us Bud!

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That's What We Know..

Have A Great Day..And

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
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SUNDAY, APRIL 17, 2016.

Stopping By With A Great Joke.

Thanks Greg!

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 An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm

count as part of his physical exam.

The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and

bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at

the doctor's office and gave him the jar,

which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

The doctor asked, what happened and the man explained.

"Well, doc, it's like this--first I tried with my right hand,

but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.

She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing.

We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and

she tried too, first with both hands, then an

armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between

her knees, but still nothing." The doctor was

shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."

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There You Go!

Have A Wonderful Day!



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MONDAY, APRIL 18, 2016.

Our Member Glenn Got Back From Vitebsk..

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Greg & Nina,

Been back for a few hours. I will call tomorrow.

Would tonight but between bieng tired and a big storm which makes calls a royal pain.

But you were right about having the time of my life.

Glenn

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 Welcome Back Glenn!

Congrats Bud!

Hey..Have A Great Day!


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TUESDAY, APRIL 19. 2016.

Have A Wonderful Trip To Vitebsk Darin!

Give Your Special Lady A Big Hug From Us!

We'll Call You Guys Tomorrow.

Hey! Have A Great Day!

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THURSDAY, APRIL 21, 2016.

Darin And His Sweet Lady, Together In Vitebsk.

Way To Go Darin!

We Have A New Member, Marc!

Welcome Marc!

Looking Forward To Working With You.

Have A Wonderful Day!
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FRIDAY, APRIL 22, 2016.

Hey! Friday!

Our Good Bud Bob Sent Us This Funny.

Thanks Bob!

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 ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION:  

The inability to become

aroused over any of the choices for President put forth

by either party in the 2016 election year.

I WISH WE COULD TAKE A PILL FOR IT.

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Ain't That The Truth.

Well..Have A Damn Fine Day..And..

HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!


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MONDAY EVENING, APRIL 25, 2016.

Here We Go..

Got A Great Joke From Greg..Thanks Bud!

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 The Proper way to call someone a Bastard.

A guy was getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second golfer approached and asked if he could join him. The first said that he usually played alone, but agreed to the twosome.

They were even after the first few holes. The second guy

said, "We're about evenly matched, how about playing for five bucks a hole?"

The first guy said that he wasn't much for betting, but agreed to the terms. The second guy won the remaining sixteen holes with ease.

As they were walking off number eighteen, the second guy was busy counting his $80.00. He confessed that he was the pro at a neighboring course and liked to pick on suckers.

The first fellow revealed that he was the Parish Priest. The pro was flustered and apologetic, offering to return the money. The Priest said,

“ You won fair and square and I was foolish to bet with you. You keep your winnings." The pro said, "Is there anything I can do to make it up to you?"

The Priest said, "Well, you could come to Mass on Sunday and make a donation. And, if you want to bring your Mother and Father along, I'll marry them.

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I Like It!

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Evening!
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THURSDAY, APRIL 28, 2016.

Way To Go Darin!

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 Sent: Thursday, April 28, 2016 4:22 AM

To: Nina Zaytzeff

Subject: Good Morning from Vitebsk

 

This morning Nina and Greg

I once again thought I am not the best communicator on the earth. 

So just a quick note to say Hi, all is G R E A T. I am having a really wonderful time. 

Jenna is everything you advertised she would be. She has my heart, that is the truth.

Olga is too funny, she brought me to tears once laughing.

Vitebsk is amazing as well.

Thanks as always for everything,

Darin

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Hey! Have A Great Day!

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FRIDAY, APRIL 29, 2016.

Today Is Russian Orthodox Good Friday!

Sunday Is Russian Orthodox Easter!

Have A Wonderful Easter!

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