AUGUST 2016 NEWS

A BELARUS BRIDE

AUGUST 2016 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE

Russian Women For Marriage
Ye..Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor..Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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 MONDAY, AUGUST 1, 2016.

Hotter Than Hell.

More Funny Stuff From Greg. Thanks Bud!

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 Old Cemeteries:

In a cemetery in Hartscombe, England: 

On the 22nd of June, Jonathan Fiddle went out of tune. 

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Anna Hopewell's grave in Enosburg Falls, Vermont: 

Here lies the body of our Anna, 

Done to death by a banana. 

It wasn't the fruit that laid her low, 

But the skin of the thing that made her go. 

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On a grave from the 1880s in Nantucket, Massachusetts:

Under the sod and under the trees, 

Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. 

He is not here, there's only the pod, 

Pease shelled out and went to God. 

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THIS ONE IS EXTREMELY WELL WRITTEN:

In a cemetery in England:

Remember man, as you walk by,

As you are now, so once was I. 

As I am now, so shall you be, 

Remember this and follow me. 

To which someone replied by writing on the tombstone: 

To follow you I'll not consent, 

Until I know which way you went.

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And the final one...

On a tombstone in Boothill Cemetery, Tombstone, Arizona:

Here lies Lester Moore

Four slugs from a 44

No Les, No more

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Hey! Have A Damn Fine First Day Of August.
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SATURDAY, AUGUST 6, 2016.

We Have The Pro Football Hall Of Fame Going On.

Busy Weekend.

People All Over The Place.

Here's A Good One:

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 LORD, THEY ARE FINALLY TOGETHER:


Judy married Ted; they had 13 children.

When Ted died, she married again, and she and Bob had 7 more children.

Bob was killed in a car accident.

Judy married again, and this time, she and John had 5 children.

Judy finally died, after having 25 children.

Standing before her coffin, the priest prayed for her.

He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they are finally together."

Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend Margaret, "Do you think he means her first, second, or third husband?”

Margaret replied, "I think he means her legs!"

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Have A Great Weekend!

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 MONDAY, AUGUST 15, 2016.

We've Had A Busy Week.

The HOF In Canton.

Had Visitors.

Had To Get Out & Play..At Least A Bit.

Had Plenty Of Rain.

Needed The Rain.

Now We Have Another Week.

Life Is Good.

Have A Damn Fine Day!
Russian Women For Marriage Newsletter



THURSDAY, AUGUST 18, 2016.

Busy Week Again.

We Want To Welcome Mike From New York To Our Membership.

We're Looking Forward To Working With You Bud!

WELCOME MIKE!

 

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!

And:

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
Russian Women For Marriage


WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 31, 2016.

Summer Is Winding Down. Another Week To Go.

Once It's Done..We'll Get Serious About Publishing Again.

Enjoyed A Summer..For Once.

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In The Meantime..

We Want To Welcome Ken And Walt To Our Membership!

Both Nice Guys..Getting To Know Each Other.

WELCOME KEN!

WELCOME WALT!

Nice Getting To Know You Guys!

Have A Great Day!

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