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Belarus Bride Matchmaking Newsletter

A BELARUS BRIDE
DECEMBER 2017
NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
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Ye Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor, Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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FRIDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2017.

 Christmas/New Year 2017.

Fast Approaching.

Nina Set-Up A Cool..
Assortment Of Gifts..
For Our Special Women.

Give Nina A Call..
To Arrange Your Gifts..
For Your Special Lady.

HEY!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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GUYS:
Thinking About:
Travel To Ukraine?

We've Been Speaking With A Few Guys Who Did:

All Told Horror Stories..
Chasing Their Tales..
Throwing Good Money Out The Window:

Guys..Do Yourself A Big Favor..
Stay Far Away From Ukraine.
Ukraine Is A Disaster..

Not A Good Place To Look For A Wife.
Stay Away From Ukraine
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
SATURDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 2, 2017.

 Our Good Friend & Member..
Glenn..
Is Boarding His Flight Now..
For Vitebsk.

Hey Bud:
Please Give Your Special Lady..
A BIG HUG FROM US!

 HAVE A GREAT TRIP GLENN!


TUESDAY EVENING, DECEMBER 5, 2017.
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Our Good Friend & Member Glenn..
Hit Vitebsk!

He & His Beautiful Lady Are Doing Great!
WAY TO GO GLENN!

Here's Glenn At Our Favorite Steak Place..
In Vitebsk.

Looiks Like You're Enjoying..
That Steak Glenn!

YOU GUYS HAVE A WONDERFUL TIME TOGETHER!

That's What We Know This Evening..
HAVE A FINE EVENING!

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WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 6, 2017.

 We Got More Steakhouse Photos From Glenn..
Now...That's A Steak!

Looks Like Glenn..
Found His Favorite Restaurant!

YOU GUYS HAVE..
THE BEST TIME EVER!

HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!
THURSDAY, DECEMBER 7, 2017.

TODAY IS PEARL HARBOR REMEMBRANCE DAY.

WE WILL NEVER FORGET.
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MONDAY, DECEMBER 11, 2017.

 Hope You Had A Nice Weekend..

Our Member Glenn & His Beautiful Lady Sure Did..

They Got Engaged!
CONGRATS GUYS!

Glenn Sent Us A Few More Photos..
To Publish..
Thanks Glenn!
LOOKS LIKE A FINE LUNCH GLENN!

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PERSONAL NOTE TO DAVE:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUD!
STILL 25 & HOLDING??


THURSDAY, DECEMBER 14, 2017.

 Our Good Friend Eric...
Sent Us This Joke..
Thanks Eric!
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Who originated this I have no idea.

What is the favorite sexual position of the American married couple?

The answer is " Doggy Style"

( Now wait, get your mind out of the gutter. That's not what I mean.)

He's down on all fours,begging....

She's " Playing Dead"........😉

It wouldn't be nearly as funny if it wasn't so true!😂

Have a good day,
Eric
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HEY! HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY!


FRIDAY, DECEMBER 15, 2017.

TGIF!
 
Our Good Friend Greg..
Sent Us A Joke..
To Bring-In The Weekend!
Thanks Greg!
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"Chet" the Christmas Carol Parrot One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift for his wife. The shop owner suggested a parrot, named Chet, which could sing famous Christmas carols. This 
seemed like the perfect gift. "How do I get him to sing?" The young man asked, excitedly. "Simply hold a lighted match directly under his 
feet." was the shop owner's reply.
The shop owner held a lighted match under the parrot's left foot. Chet began to sing: "Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! ..." The shop owner then 
held another match under the parrot's right foot. Then Chet's tune changed, and the air was filled with: " Silent Night, Holy Night..."
The young man was so impressed that he paid the shop-keeper and ran home as quickly as he could with Chet under his arm. When the wife saw 
her gift she was overwhelmed.
"How beautiful!" She exclaimed, "Can he talk?" "No," the young man replied, "But he can sing. Let me show you." So the young man whipped out his lighter and placed it under Chet's left foot, as the shop-keeper had shown him, and Chet crooned: "Jingle Bells! Jingle bells!..." The man then moved the lighter to Chet's right foot, and out 
came: "Silent Night, Holy night..."
The wife, her face filled with curiosity, then asked, "What if we hold the lighter between his legs?" The man did not know. "Let's try it," he 
answered, eager to please his wife. So they held the lighter between Chet's legs. Chet twisted his face, cleared his throat, and the little 
parrot sang out loudly like it was the performance of his life: 

"Chet's nuts roasting on an open fire...."
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HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

MONDAY, DECEMBER 18, 2017.

Here We Are..Monday.
Our Good Friend Greg..
To The Rescue..
With A Nice Message.
Thanks Greg!
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Sage advice from an old farmer:

Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong 

Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. 

Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. 

A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.

Words that soak into your ears are whispered… not yelled. 

Meanness don't just happen overnight. 

Forgive your enemies; it messes up their heads. 

Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. 

It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. 

You cannot unsay a cruel word. 

Every path has a few puddles. 

When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. 

The best sermons are lived, not preached.

Most of the stuff people worry about,
ain't never gonna happen anyway. 

Don't judge folks by their relatives. 

Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. 

Live a good and honorable life,
then when you get older and think back,
you'll enjoy it a second time. 

Don 't interfere with somethin' that ain't bothering you none. 

Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. 

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. 

Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. 

The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. 

Always drink upstream from the herd. 

Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. 

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. 

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly,
and leave the rest to God.

Don't pick a fight with an old man.
If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.
And.....

Some days all you can do is smile and wait for some kind soul to come and pull your ass out of the bind you’ve gotten yourself into
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HAVE A GREAT DAY!
 


WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 20, 2017.

 We Have A Reason..
To Wake Up Extra Early Today.
Our Bud Greg Sent Us A Fine Joke..
Thanks Greg!
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The Divorced Barbie Doll 

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly
remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.               
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person,
'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?
             'The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?        
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
 Shopping Barbie for $19.95, 
 Beach Barbie for $19.95,
 Disco Barbie for $19.95,
 Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,   
 Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,  
 Skater Barbie for $19.95, 
 and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks:
'It's what?!
     Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and all the others are only 19.95? 
    
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir ..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's testicles.
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HEY! HAVE A GREAT DAY!
 


THURSDAY, DECEMBER 21, 2017.

Monday Is Western Christmas!

Russian Orthodox Christmas Is January 7!

We Wish Everyone..
MERRY CHRISTMAS!

THURSDAY, DECEMBER 28, 2017.

 We Hope All Our Guys & Women..
Had A Wonderful Western Christmas!

We Wish Everyone...
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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