FEBRUARY 2016 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
Ye....Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor....Abandon All Hope....
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 1, 2016.
WANT NICE MEMORIES?
You Need To Make Them.
Valentine's Day Is Coming....
Let Nina Know What You Would Like To Do For Your Lady.
Nina Has A Nice Selection Of Gifts.
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, FEBRUARY 3, 2016.
Our Good Bud Greg Sent Us This Funny.
The difference between complete and finished
No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference
between these two words.
In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by,
supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the
clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.
The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE
and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is
NO difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.
*Here is his astute answer:* When you marry the right woman, you are
COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED and when the
right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!!!
He won a trip around the world and a case of 25 year old Scotch!
Thanks Again Greg!
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, 'Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great. . . I would recommend it very highly.'
The other man said, 'What is the name of the restaurant?'
The first man thought and thought and finally said, 'What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love?
You know... The one that's red and has thorns.'
'Do you mean a rose?'
'Yes, that's the one,' replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, 'Rose, what's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?'
HEY! HAVE A DAMN FINE AFTERNOON!
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 5, 2016.
We Have Another Good Joke From Greg.
To Help Get Us To The Weekend.
Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one morning.
The 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even short of breath. The 80-year-old was amazed at the guy's stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.
The 87-year-old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."
So, on the way home the 80-year-old is thinking about this "stamina with the ladies..." and stopped at the bakery. As he was sheepishly looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any help.
He softly spoke and said, "Do you have any rye bread?"
The saleslady said, "I'm sorry, you'll have to speak up. I can't hear you."
So he embarrassingly repeats himself and asks again, "Do you have any rye bread?"
She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?"
He said, "I want five loaves."
She said, "My goodness, five loaves!! By the time you get to the third loaf, it's sure to be hard."
He replied, "I can't believe everybody knows about this but me."
Have A Great Day....And....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 12, 2016.
Sunday Is Valentine's Day!
We Wish All Our Guys And..
Their Beautiful Ladies..
A Wonderful Weekend....And..
A Sweet Valentine's Day!
MONDAY, FEBRUARY 15, 2016.
We Hope Everyone Had A Nice Valentine's Day!
Personal Note: Congrats Hans & Sveta!
We Have A New Phone App....
We'll Be Offering Membership Specials....
We Will Be Posting Our New Women Members On The App Weekly.
Lots Of Guys Asked For A Simple Way....
To Check-Out Our New Female Members.
Available On Google Play.
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 16, 2016.
We Got Snow..Plenty Of It.
Well..Greg Sent Us A Great Joke.
A widowed Jewish lady, still in very good shape, was sunbathing on a totally deserted beach near Fort DeSoto Beach.
She looked up and noticed that a man her age, also in good shape, had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand near hers and began reading a book. Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "How are you today?
"Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.
"I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked.
"First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book.
"I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away three years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. Do you live around here?" she asked.
“Yes, I live over in St. Pete Beach,” he answered, and again he resumed reading.
Trying to find a topic of common interest, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?
With that, the man dropped his book, came over to her blanket, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate lovemaking of her life.
When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?
The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
Thanks Greg. We Needed That.
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 2016.
March 8 Is International Women's Day.
This Is The Biggest Holiday For Our Women.
Get With Nina On This...Time Is Short.
Nina Has Some Great Gifts Lined-Up For Our Women.
We Do Not Want To Forget This Special Day For Our Women.
Trust Me On That. ;-)
Have A Great Day!
TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 2016.
Don Got Back From Vitebsk.
Way To Go Don! CONGRATS BUD!
Trenton Goes To Vitebsk In A Few Days.
Have A Great Trip Trenton!
Greg Sent Us A Nice Joke...
Dr. Geezer Clinic
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500, if not cured, I'll pay you $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me ??"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations!
You've got your taste back. That will be $500.
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back . That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so," Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be $500."
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer."
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, FEBRUARY 24, 2016.
We Have A Nice Oldie. Delivered The Old Fashion Way.
To Help Us Get Thru These Winter Storms.
A lady walked into a pharmacy and spoke to the pharmacist.
She asked, "Do you have Viagra?"
"Yes," he answered.
She asked, "Does it work?"
"Yes," he answered
"Can you get it over the counter?" she asked.
"I can if I take two," he answered.
Grandma was standing in the kitchen, preparing the usual
soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.
As Grandpa walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly,
"You've got to make love to me this very moment!"
Grandpa's eyes lit up and he thought, "I am either still dreaming or
this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment,
he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.
Afterwards Grandma said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
her T-shirt still around her neck.
Happy, but a little puzzled, Grandpa asked, "What was that all about?"
She explained, "The egg timer's broken."
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Evening!
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