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Ye Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor, Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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SATURDAY, JULY 1, 2017.
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We Have An Oldie..But We Like The Funnie:

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Romantic Dinner
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the
table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque, and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

"The man calmly looked up at her and said, 
"No, she didn't. She just walked in."

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We Have The Weekend Approaching,
We Have July 4th Coming Up!
We Wish All Our Members:
A Wonderful July 4th!


WEDNESDAY, JULY 5, 2017.
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We Had One Hell-Uv-A July 4th Weekend.
Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.

We Needed To Get Back To Work..
For Much Needed Rest.

We Will Be Able To Recuperate Today, Tomorrow & Friday..
Then..Weekend!

Sound Like A Good Plan To You?

In That Case..Hey!
Have A Damn Fine Day!


FRIDAY, JULY 7, 2017
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See? It's Friday!
The Weekend Is Almost Here!

Better News: Jenna Is In The USA..
With Darin!
CONGRATS DARIN & JENNA!

Have A Great Day..
Have A Wonderful Weekend!



FRIDAY, JULY 14, 2017.
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Summer Weeks Go Buy..
Too Damn Fast.

Got A Great Funny From Our Good Bud Greg..
Thanks Greg..
We've Been Awful Light..
On New Jokes!
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Toughest Cowboy: 
Some old cowboys were seated around the campfire out on the lonesome prairie, and with the pride for which these men were famous, it was a night of bravado, rot gut whiskey, and many tall tales.

Frank, the hand from Wyoming says, "I must be the strongest, meanest, toughest cowboy there is. Why, just the other day, a bull got loose in the corral. It had gored six men before I wrestled it to the ground by the horns with my bare hands and castrated that sucker with my teeth."

Snake River Ben, from Idaho, couldn't stand to be bested. "That's nothing, I was walking down the trail yesterday and a 15 foot diamondback rattler slid out from under a rock and made a move for me. I grabbed that bastard with my bare hands, bit off its head, and sucked the poison down in one gulp - didn't even get a belly ache."

Old Minnesota River Dave, the cowboy from Mankato , MN., remained silent, slowly stirring the campfire coals with his pecker...  
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Have A Damn Fine Friday..
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!


FRIDAY AFTERNOON, JULY 21, 2017.
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Friday Already?
Summer Weeks Go..Too Fast.
Good News? 
Weekend..Almost Here!
HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY..
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!



FRIDAY, JULY 28, 2017.
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Summertime..Summertime.
Better Try To Enjoy..
Before It Slips Away.

HAVE A DAMN FINE DAY..
HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!
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