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JUNE 2017 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
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Ye Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor, Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."

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Our Members & Good Friends..
Steve & Tanya..
Got Engaged In Vitebsk!
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CONGRATS STEVE & TANYA!


THURSDAY, JUNE 1, 2017.

June 1 Already?
We Need A Joke:
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A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey, I have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend. This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend”.....

And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic ?

We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up..

'Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'

The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife,

She does exactly what her husband asked.

Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish?

He says, 'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.

He said but why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?

The wife replies, “I did, they're in your tackle box”.

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Hey! Have A Nice Day!

SATURDAY, JUNE 3, 2017.
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WE ARE ON STAY-CATION TILL JUNE 12.
NO CALLS, NO E-MAIL, NO LETTERS.
HAVE A NICE WEEK!


FRIDAY, JUNE 16, 2017.
Had A Busy Week..
Playing Catch-Up.

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Time-Off Was Nice.
We Needed That.

Getting Back To Normal.

Hey!
Have A Nice Day..
Have A Wonderful Weekend!



SUNDAY, JUNE 18, 2017.

Happy Father's Day..
To All Our Guys!
Have A Great Day!
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FRIDAY, JUNE 23, 2017.
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Summer Is Officially Here!
We Wish All Our Guys And Couples..
A Wonderful Day,
Summer,
WEEKEND!


MONDAY, JUNE 26, 2017

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We Hope Everyone Had A Nice Weekend!
Better Rest Up.
Next Weekend Is July 4th Weekend!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!


THURSDAY, JUNE 29, 2017.
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We Have An Oldie..But We Like The Funnie:

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Romantic Dinner
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding hands.

The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the
table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.

The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque, and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table."

"The man calmly looked up at her and said, 
"No, she didn't. She just walked in."

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We Have The Weekend Approaching,
We Have July 4th Coming Up!
We Wish All Our Members:
A Wonderful July 4th!

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