WEDNESDAY, JUNE 1, 2016.
We've Got Great Summer Weather, Finally.
We Also Have A Good Joke. Thanks Greg!
Urinals too high!
A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack, (Churchill Downs) to learn about thoroughbred horses and the supporting industry (Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees' to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade."
"No ma'am he replied, "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race but I appreciate your help."
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
MONDAY, JUNE 6, 2016.
Today Is The 72nd Anniversary Of The Allied Invasion Of Normandy.
We Should At Least Take A Minute To Remember Their Sacrifice.
It's Monday, Greg Sent Us A Good Joke. Thanks Bud!
WHO WILL PAY THE PECKER CHECKER?
I have one very important question about the whole anti-LGBT bathroom legislation!
Who will pay the Pecker Checker? And how much money will a Pecker Checker make? Do we pay a Pecker Checker by the pecker?
One more question! How many peckers can a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker can check peckers?
And will women have to wear a Vag Badge? Will we have to hire a Vag Badge Hag?
If things get out of hand, so to speak, we can hire PC Restroom Services! Their motto? If you gotta pee, we gotta see!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
FRIDAY, JUNE 17, 2016.
Been Enjoying Our Beautiful Summer-Like Weather.
We Want To Welcome Our New Members:
Welcome Eric, George, Adam!
We're Having Some Fun.
Things Are Getting Heated Up For Our New Guys Already!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day, And:
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
FRIDAY, JUNE 24, 2016.
CONGRATS DON & JULIA!
DON & JULIA GOT THEIR K-1 VISA APPROVED.
SOON JULIA WILL BE HERE IN THE USA!
WAY TO GO GUYS!
Hey! Have A Wonderful Day.
Have A Wonderful Weekend!
MONDAY AFTERNOON, JUNE 27, 2016.
Crazy Busy Today. July 4th Around The Corner.
We Want To Welcome Will To Our Membership!
This Experience Will Be Exciting Will.
Looking Forward To Working With You Bud.
That's What We Know.
Hey! Have A Great Evening!
TUESDAY, JUNE 28, 2016.
We Have A Joke From Greg.
An Oldie, But Goodie. Thanks Bud!
Missing wife in Maine
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Bar Harbor, Maine man answered his door to find two grim-faced Maine State Troopers. "We're sorry Mr. Wilkens, but we have some information about your wife," said one of the troopers.
"Tell me! Did you find her?!" Wilkens asked. The troopers looked at each other.
One said, "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news.
Which would you like to hear first?"
Fearing the worst, Mr. Wilkens said, "Give me the bad news first."
The trooper said, "I'm sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."
"Oh my God!" exclaimed Wilkens. Swallowing hard, he asked, "What could possibly be the good news?"
The trooper continued, "When we pulled her up, she had 12 of the best looking Maine Lobsters that you have ever seen and 60 good-sized Rockfish clinging to her. Haven't seen lobsters like that since the 1960's, and we feel you are entitled to a share in the catch."
Stunned, Mr. Wilkens demanded, "If that's the good news, then what's the great news?"
The trooper replied, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow."
Hey! Have A Great Day!