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We Also Have A Bunch Of New Female Members..
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The Voodoo Penis
A businessman was getting ready to go on a very lengthy business trip, so he thought he'd buy his wife something to keep her occupied while he was away.
He shopped and shopped looking at games and crafts before seeing a sex shop. He went into the sex shop and explained his situation to the clerk.
The salesman there said, "Well, I don't know that I have anything that will
keep her occupied for so many weeks, except... the Voodoo Penis!"
The husband said, "The what?"
The man repeated, "The Voodoo Penis" and pulled out what seemed to be an
ordinary dildo. The husband laughed and said, "It looks like an ordinary dildo!"
The salesman then pointed to the door and said, "Voodoo Penis, door!"
The penis rose out of its box, whizzed over to the door and started banging
away on the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with vibrations,
so much that it shattered the glass.
Then the salesman said "Voodoo Penis, return to box!" and the penis
stopped thrusting and immediately returned to the box.
The husband bought it and took it home to his wife. After the husband had been gone a few days, the wife began to miss him and remembered the Voodoo Penis.
She undressed, opened the box and said, "Voodoo Penis, my vagina."
The penis shot right to her vagina and went into action. It was absolutely
incredible. After three mind shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and
decided she'd had enough.
She tried to pull it out, but it wouldn’t budge. Her husband had neglected to tell
her how to stop it. So she put her clothes on, got in her car and headed to the
On the way there, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the
road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for
her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink.
Gasping and twitching, the woman said, "I haven't had anything to drink officer.
You see, I've got this Voodoo Penis thing stuck in my vagina and it won't stop
The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and replied, "Yeah
right... Voodoo Penis, my ass!"
The rest is history.
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