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MAY 2016 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE
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Ye..Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor..Abandon All Hope.

Remember:

"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
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MONDAY, MAY 2, 2016.

 We Hope Everyone Had A Nice Russian Orthodox Easter!

Our Member Greg Sent Us A Joke, To Start Off The Week.

Thanks Greg!

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There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig.

"Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

 "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying."

 "This is the worst day of my life," I say.

"I'm a complete failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.

When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.

 I left my wallet in the cab I took home.

 I found my wife with another man... and then my dog bit me."

 "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all,

 I buy a drink, I drop the cyanide capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve knowing I only had 8 hrs left to live and then you show up and drink the whole damn thing!

 "But......Hell, enough about me, how are you doing?"

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Have A Damn Fine Day!
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 4, 2016.

Our Good Friends Darin & Jenna:
Got Engaged In Vitebsk!

CONGRATS DARIN & JENNA!
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FRIDAY, MAY 6, 2016.

Our Wonderful Friend Darin..

Engaged To Our Wonderful Friend Jenna In Vitebsk!

CONGRATS DARIN & JENNA!

WAY TO GO DARIN & JENNA!

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
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MONDAY, MAY 9, 2016.

We Hope Everyone Had A Nice Mother's Day!

Today Is Victory Day In Belarus.

That's What We Know This Morning.

Have A Wonderful Day!

 
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 11, 2016.

We Want To Welcome Abel To Our Membership This Morning!

Been On The Phone A Few Times...

Getting To Know Each Other.

Welcome Abel!

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That's What We Know This Morning.

Hey! Have A Wonderful Day!
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THURSDAY, MAY 12, 2016.

We Want To Welcome Adam To Our Membership This Morning.

We Look Forward To Our Becoming Good Friends!

Welcome Adam!

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It's Thursday, Tomorrow Is Friday The 13th.

We Aren't Superstitious, So We Won't Advise Anyone To Be Careful.

I'll Throw Some Salt Over My Shoulder While Saying That. ;-0

Hey! Have A Fine Day!
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MONDAY AFTERNOON, MAY 16, 2016.

Snow Finally Took A Hike..

Greg Sent Us A Great Joke.

Thanks Greg!

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 Terrorists boarded a flight out of London.

One took a window seat, the other sat next to him in the middle seat.

 Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat.

After takeoff the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in

when the Arab in the window seat said 'I need to get up and get a coke.'

'Don't get up,' said the Marine 'I'm in the aisle seat, 'I'll get it for you.'

As soon as he left one of the Arabs picked up the Marines shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That looks good.

I'd really like one too.' Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it.

While he was gone the other Arab picked up the Marines other shoe and spat in it.

When the Marine returned they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

As the plane was landing the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors, 'Why does it have to be this way ?'

'How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred?

This animosity? This spitting in shoes and.....pissing in cokes?'

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES.

                                  Semper Fi!

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Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
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SATURDAY, MAY 21, 2016.

We'll Have Aaron Visiting With Us On Monday.

Looking Forward To Meeting You Aaron.

Have A Safe Trip.

That's What We Know This Morning.

Hey! Have A Fine Day...And...

HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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WEDNESDAY, MAY 25, 2016.

We Have A Joke From Greg This Morning.

Thanks Greg!

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 At the National Art Gallery, Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused.

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench. Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis.

The Curator of the gallery, realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour, explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans, in a predominately white, patriarchal society.

'In fact', he pointed out, some serious critics, believe that the pink penis also reflects the, 'cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society'.

After the Curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the Curator of this gallery", asked the couple? '

"Because, I am the artist, who painted the picture," he replied. "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all. Those are just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle, went home for lunch."

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Hope He Had A Nice Lunch.

Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!


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FRIDAY, MAY 27, 2016.

Memorial Day Weekend Here In The USA!

Monday Is Memorial Day In The USA. We Want To Wish All Families Around The World With Family In The Armed Services. Godspeed, And A Safe Return Home!

Have A Wonderful Day. Have A Wonderful Weekend.

HAVE A WONDERFUL MEMORIAL DAY!


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