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NOVEMBER 2015 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE



Ye, Who Enter These Gates Without A Sense Of Humor, Abandon All Hope!
Remember:
"Work like you don't need the money. Love like you've never been hurt.
And dance like no one is watching."
 
 


MONDAY NIGHT, NOVEMBER 2, 2015.
November Already? Real Busy All Day....
Take A Look At Irina....WOW!
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Our Good Bud Greg Sent Us A Great Funny....Thanks Greg!
This Is The Second Half....Did The First Half Last Month.
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BURMA SHAVE
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930s and 1940s. 
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads,
Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. 
They were small red signs with white letters. 
Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each contain 1 line of a 4 line couplet.....
And the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
 
BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL
EYES ON THE ROAD
THAT'S THE SKILLFUL
DRIVER'S CODE 
Burma Shave
  
THE ONE WHO DRIVES
WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING
DEPENDS ON YOU
TO DO HIS THINKING
Burma Shave
  
CAR IN DITCH
DRIVER IN TREE
THE MOON WAS FULL
AND SO WAS HE.
Burma Shave

PASSING SCHOOL ZONE
TAKE IT SLOW
LET OUR LITTLE
SHAVERS GROW 
Burma Shave
  
HE SAW THE TRAIN
AND TRIED TO DUCK IT 
HE KICKED THE GAS 
AND THEN THE BUCKET !!
Burma Shave
 
A MAN A MISS,
A CAR A CURVE,
HE KISSED THE MISS,
AND MISSED THE CURVE,
Burma Shave 
 
Do these bring back any old memories ? 
If not, you're merely young !
If they do - then you're old as dirt. LIKE ME !
Have A Great Evening!
 
 

 
THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 2015.
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Black Hair....Green Eyes....Irina....
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Greg Sent Us A Great Joke....Thanks Bud!
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly, "Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely: Are - my - test - results - back?"
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Hey! Have A Great Day!
 
 
 

WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 11, 2015.

We wish a Wonderful Veteran's Day to all our guys in the Armed Forces....Past & Present.....Thanks to all you guys....Wherever you happen to be!

Veterans Day USA
Remembrance Day Canada
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FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 13, 2015.
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Friday The 13th....Do Be Careful Out There....
Our Good Bud Greg Sent Us This Funny....Thanks Greg!
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"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have a love for the use of words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophiles is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end.
Here goes…
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.
Police were summoned to a daycare center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose entire left side was cut off? He's all right now.
A bicycle can't stand alone; it's just two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory which was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. 
And the cream of the twisted crop:
Those who get too big for their pants will be totally exposed in the end.
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ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN ... IT'S CHEAP MEDICINE....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day....And....
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HAVE A DAMN FINE WEEKEND!

 
 
 
WEDNESDAY AFTERNOON, NOVEMBER 18, 2015.
We've Been Working On Our Sites, This Site And Our Mobile Site.
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We Haven't Been Able To Keep Up With Our Newsletter Postings.
We Will Get Back To Normal With The Newsletter In A Week Or So....
Sorry About That! Hang-In-There With Us!
Personal Note: Welcome Back To The USA Kent!
Hey! Have A Great Day!
 
 
 
 
WEDNESDAY, NOVEMBER 25, 2015.
Tomorrow Is Thanksgiving Day Here In The USA....
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We Wish Everyone A Happy Thanksgiving!
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SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 28, 2015.
We Hope All You Guys Had A Nice Thanksgiving!
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NOTE: If You Want To Send A Christmas/New Year Gift....
To Your Soon-To-Be-Russian Bride....
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Let Nina Know Soon.
Nina Has Some Really Nice Christmas And New Year Gifts....
Time Is Short....
Nina Needs Time To Schedule....
A Nice Christmas Surprise For Your Sweetheart....
HAVE A NICE WEEKEND!
 
 

Russian Belarus Brides Matchmaking Newsletter
Here's The Deal. If You're Tired Of Our Western Culture Type Women, Only Interested In Going To Malls....Laying Around Watching TV Being A Couch-Potato, Getting Fat, Wine Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, You Need To Get Together With Nina. Let Her Match You With A Traditional Russian Bride She Knows Personally. Why? When I Brought Nina Home, She Never Heard Of American Muscle Cars. I Introduced Nina To Activities I Enjoy. Boating, Fishing, NHRA Top Fuel Drag Racing, Muscle Cars....She Takes An Interest, Enthusiastically, In These Activities Together With Me. Real Enthusiasm. Refreshing, Isn't It?

Our Russian Brides Believe Husband & Family Come First. Not Shopping At The Mall Buying Ever Larger Spandex Pants. Introduce/Involve Your Russian Bride In Activities You Enjoy....You Will Be Pleasantly Surprised How Much More Exciting/Interesting Activities Will Be With Your Beautiful Russian Bride.
 

 

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We Guarantee Matchmaking Clients, we take all time necessary to find & meet your Russian Woman Bride. To make sure both people are compatible & happy with each other. We guarantee you will be totally satisfied with A Belarus Bride Matchmaking Service. There is no time limit on membership. Finding & Personally meeting your compatible Russian Woman seeking marriage is not a race. We also guarantee you & your Russian Bride we will be here for you after you meet & are married & living in your home country.

If you've been following Belarus Bride, most probably noticed we aren't marketing people. In fact, you could probably call us "marketing morons." We aren't like larger "grocery store" agencies. We do not have "shopping carts" where some guys look through their site....To "put" Russian women in shopping carts like with groceries. We do not spend lots of money on fancy search engines. We do not treat Belarus Brides like a business. We treat Belarus Brides as it really is, family. Decide to join Belarus Bride, that is exactly what you become, a member of Belarus Brides Family. We don't use contracts, we don't treat you like a customer. You are not a customer. Clients become family members & friends. Know what? We like being "marketing morons." We spend lots of time & effort to make sure we find your happiness in marriage with your Russian Woman Bride.

We'll let marketing professionals market. We'll just plod along, helping family. We Help Belarus Brides Men Find Their Beautiful Russian Brides!
We also guarantee total anonymity if preferred. Some Belarus Brides Members prefer to have their photos in Belarus Bride Newsletter, some prefer not to. That choice is yours. We always respect your wishes.
 
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Call: 330.836.0242 USA 

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