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OCTOBER 2015 NEWSLETTER ARCHIVE

 
 
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 1, 2015
Turned Out To Be A Nice Day....
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Love This Stuff....We Decided To Reprint It....
We Have A Few Short Funnies From Greg....Thanks Bud!
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After a night of drink, drugs and wild sex, Jim woke up to find himself next to a really ugly woman. That's when he realized he had made it home safely.
 
Seven wheelchair athletes have been banned from the Paralympics after they tested positive for WD40.
 
ITS A BOY" I shouted "A BOY, I DON'T BELIEVE IT, ITS A BOY". And with tears streaming down my face I swore I'd never visit another Thai Brothel!
 
A boy asks his granny, 'Have you seen my pills, they were labeled LSD?' Granny replies, fuck the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?

Wife gets naked and asks hubby, 'What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?' Hubby looks her up and down and replies, 'Your sense of humor!
 
The wife's back on the warpath again. She was up for making a sex movie last night, and all I did was suggest we should hold auditions for her part.
 
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next crap could spell disaster.

My sister-in-law sat on my glasses and broke them. It was my own fault. I should have taken them off.

I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night, or "foreplay" as she likes to call it.

After both suffering from depression for a while, me and the wife were going to commit suicide yesterday. But strangely enough, once she killed herself, I started to feel a lot better. So I thought, "Screw it, soldier on!"
 
Bought the missus a hamster skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
 
The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, "Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"

My missus packed my bags, and as I walked out the front door, she screamed, "I wish you a slow and painful death, you bastard!" "Oh," I replied, "so now you want me to stay!"

A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this country so that they can see their own doctor.
 
I've just installed strobe lights in the bedroom. It makes the wife look like she's moving during sex.
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Have A Great Day!
 
 
 
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 2, 2015
Fall....Here In Full Force....
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Greg Sent Us This Great Joke....Needs To Be Republished.....Thanks Greg!
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Subject: Erectile Dysfunction
The doctor took the husband in first.  
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the doctor he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.  
He checked his blood pressure and other things then said he was going to check with the wife.
He took her to another cubicle and asked her to disrobe.  
Then he told her to turn all the way around slowly.  
She did as instructed. He then told her to turn all the way around in the other direction. Then he said - "Ok, good - you can get dressed now, and I will talk to your husband".  
The doctor went back to the other cubicle and said to the husband, "Well, you can relax, there is nothing wrong with you. I couldn't get an erection either"  
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Hey! Have A Wonderful Day....And....
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
 
 
 
MONDAY, OCTOBER 5, 2015.
Our Hearts Go Out To The People Of South Carolina.
Terrible What's Going On Down There With The Flooding.
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We Have Been Reorganizing Our Newsletter....
From Now On....We Publish Here....Instead Of On The Old Newsletter Site.
We Are Keeping The Old Archives Going Back To January 2011 On The Old Site.
To Get To The "Newer" Archives....Back To January 2015....
Hit The Link At The Top Of This Page.
Hey! Have A Wonderful Day!
 
 
 
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 6, 2015.
Beautiful Fall Morning....
Our Good Friend & Member Eric....
Engaged....Good Friend Eric....Sent Us This.
Very Cool Bud!
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Greg, 
I created a jacket a while back and it finally arrived. 
I've also been told should I become the victim of a hit and run......This will help narrow down who the suspects might possibly be. (Smile)
Like narrow it down from someone to anyone. (Smile)
Truth really isn't popular these days! Lol
Hope you like it, Eric
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We Like It A Lot! Nice Job!
Hey! Have A Wonderful Day!
 
 
 
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 9, 2015.
Friday! Works For Us!
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Have A Great Day....And....
HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!
 
 
 
 
MONDAY, OCTOBER 12, 2015.
Today Is Columbus Day In The USA....Thanksgiving Day In Canada!
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Sounds Like A Nice Day Coming Our Way.
More Coffee Will Help....
Hey! Have A Great Day!
 
 
 
TUESDAY, OCTOBER 13, 2015.
All I Can Say Is....
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WOW!
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
 
 
 
FRIDAY AFTERNOON, OCTOBER 16, 2015.
Summer Is Gone....
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We Need A Good Joke To Celebrate The Weekend.
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Morning Sex 


She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, 
wearing only The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in. 

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" 

My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!" Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. 

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the 
stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?" 

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."

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Hey! Have A Great Day....And....
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
 
 
 
 
MONDAY, OCTOBER 19, 2015.
We Got Monday....
Here's A Wow....

We Hope That Helps You Get Thru Monday....
Hey! Have A Damn Fine Day!
 
 
 
 
THURSDAY, OCTOBER 22, 2015.
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We Have A Good Funny From Our Good Bud Greg....Thanks Bud!
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SEX AT 73
Just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 73.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it's the same side of the street.
I don't even have to cross the road!
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.
The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know your way around, you're not going anywhere.
God made man before woman so as to give him time to think of an answer for her first question.
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Hey! Have A Great Day!
 
 
 
 
Wednesday, October 28, 2015.
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We Have The Remnants Of Hurricane Patricia.....
Bringing Us Some Rain....
We Also Have Something Cool From Greg....Thanks Bud!
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BURMA SHAVE
For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930s and 1940s.  
Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old 2 lane roads, 
Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields.  
They were small red signs with white letters.  
Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each contain 1 line of a 4 line couplet.....
And the obligatory 5th sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.
 
DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW 
OUT SO FAR
IT MAY GO HOME
IN ANOTHER CAR.
Burma Shave
 
TRAINS DON'T WANDER
ALL OVER THE MAP
'CAUSE NOBODY SITS
IN THE ENGINEER'S LAP
Burma Shave
 
SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH
BY MISTAKE
SHE THOUGHT IT WAS
HER HUSBAND JAKE 
Burma Shave
 
DON'T LOSE YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT
Burma Shave
 
DROVE TOO LONG
DRIVER SNOOZING
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT
IS NOT AMUSING 
Burma Shave
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Do these bring back any old memories ? 
If not, you're merely young !
If they do - then you're old as dirt. LIKE ME !
Have a great day!
 
 
 
 
FRIDAY, OCTOBER 30, 2015
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Halloween Weekend!
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Our Good Friend Kent Hits The Plane For Vitebsk In A Few Days....
To Be With His Intended....
Have A Wonderful Trip Bud!
Give Your Sweetheart....
A Big Hug & Kiss From Us!
Hey! Have A Great Day....A Great Halloween....And....
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HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
 
 
 
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